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πŸ‘» Dad Ghosted Me Hoodie (Because He Died) πŸ‘»

πŸ‘» Dad Ghosted Me Hoodie (Because He Died) πŸ‘»

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He didn’t just leave me on read β€” he left me for the afterlife. πŸ’€βœ¨ Now you can wear your abandonment issues and stay cozy at the same time! This hoodie is soft enough to cry into, warm enough to haunt your ex’s house in, and stylish enough to convince people you’ve processed your grief (even if you absolutely haven’t).

Why you need it:
βœ”οΈ Built-in therapy? No. But it does have a pouch pocket for snacks & tissues 🍫😭
βœ”οΈ Perfect for chilly evenings, cemetery hangs, and oversharing at parties πŸŒ™πŸ·
βœ”οΈ Matches your sense of humor (dark, but make it fashion) πŸ–€

The Details:
πŸ‘• 100% cotton face (soft like dad’s last hug, rip)
πŸ‘• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester (because grief comes in layers)
πŸ‘• Matching drawstrings (for when life’s hanging by a thread)
πŸ‘• Sourced from Pakistan (global sadness, baby)

Heads up! This hoodie runs small β€” just like my emotional capacity after unresolved childhood trauma. For the perfect fit, size up!

Size guide

Β  CHEST WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches)
S 20 27
M 21 28
L 23 29
XL 25 30
2XL 26 Β½ 31
3XL 28 32
Β  CHEST WIDTH (cm) LENGTH (cm)
S 50.8 68.6
M 53.3 71.1
L 58.4 73.7
XL 63.5 76.2
2XL 67.3 78.7
3XL 71.1 81.3
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