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Penny Print Co.
π» Dad Ghosted Me Hoodie (Because He Died) π»
π» Dad Ghosted Me Hoodie (Because He Died) π»
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He didnβt just leave me on read β he left me for the afterlife. πβ¨ Now you can wear your abandonment issues and stay cozy at the same time! This hoodie is soft enough to cry into, warm enough to haunt your exβs house in, and stylish enough to convince people youβve processed your grief (even if you absolutely havenβt).
Why you need it:
βοΈ Built-in therapy? No. But it does have a pouch pocket for snacks & tissues π«π
βοΈ Perfect for chilly evenings, cemetery hangs, and oversharing at parties ππ·
βοΈ Matches your sense of humor (dark, but make it fashion) π€
The Details:
π 100% cotton face (soft like dadβs last hug, rip)
π 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester (because grief comes in layers)
π Matching drawstrings (for when lifeβs hanging by a thread)
π Sourced from Pakistan (global sadness, baby)
Heads up! This hoodie runs small β just like my emotional capacity after unresolved childhood trauma. For the perfect fit, size up!
Size guide
Β | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) |
S | 20 | 27 |
M | 21 | 28 |
L | 23 | 29 |
XL | 25 | 30 |
2XL | 26 Β½ | 31 |
3XL | 28 | 32 |
Β | CHEST WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) |
S | 50.8 | 68.6 |
M | 53.3 | 71.1 |
L | 58.4 | 73.7 |
XL | 63.5 | 76.2 |
2XL | 67.3 | 78.7 |
3XL | 71.1 | 81.3 |
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